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Note: This post was updated to work with Python 3.12. It may not work with different versions. No series of JAPHs would be complete without ROT13. This is the example through which aspiring Perl programmers learn to use tr and its synonym y. In Perl the basic ROT13 JAPH starts as: $foo = 'whfg nabgure crey unpxre'; $foo =~ y/a-z/n-za-m/; print $foo; Python has nothing quite so elegant in its default namespace. However, this does give us the opportunity to explore a little used aspect of strings: the translate method. If we construct a dictionary of ordinals we can accomplish the same thing with a touch more effort. ...

Here’s the second in my reformed JAPH series. It takes an anagram of 'just another python hacker' and converts it prior to printing. It sorts the anagram by the indices of another string, in order of their associated characters. This is sort of like a pre-digested Schwartzian transform. x = 'upjohn tehran hectors katy' y = '1D0HG6JFO9P5ICKAM87B24NL3E' print(''.join(x[i] for i in sorted(range(len(x)), key=lambda p: y[p]))) Obfuscation consists mostly of using silly machinations to construct the string we use to sort the anagram. ...

Note: This post was edited for clarity. Many years ago, I was a Perl programmer. Then one day I became disillusioned at the progress of Perl 6 and decided to import this. This seems to be a fairly common story for Perl to Python converts. While I haven’t looked back much, there are a number of things I really miss about perl (lower case intentional). I miss having value types in a dynamic language, magical and ill-advised use of cryptocontext, and sometimes even pseudohashes because they were inexcusably weird. A language that supports so many ideas out of the box enables an extended learning curve that lasts for many years. “Perl itself is the game.” ...

This post is based on a memo I sent to some former colleagues at the Post. I’ve edited it for use here since it fits well as the second in a series on simple data fitting techniques. If you’re among the many enlightened individuals already using regression analysis, then this post is probably not for you. If you aren’t, then hopefully this provides everything you need to develop rudimentary predictive models that yield surprising levels of accuracy. ...

Consider this scenario: You run a contest that accepts votes from the general Internet population. In order to encourage user engagement, you record any and all votes into a database over several days, storing nothing more than the competitor voted for, when each vote is cast, and a cookie set on the voter’s computer along with their apparent IP addresses. If a voter already has a recorded cookie set they are denied subsequent votes. This way you can avoid requiring site registration, a huge turnoff for your users. Simple enough. ...

Note: This post was updated to work with Python 3 and PySCIPOpt. The original version used Python 2 and python-zibopt. Data fitting is one of those tasks that everyone should have at least some exposure to. Certainly developers and analysts will benefit from a working knowledge of its fundamentals and their implementations. However, in my own reading I’ve found it difficult to locate good examples that are simple enough to pick up quickly and come with accompanying source code. ...

Note: This post was updated to work with Python 3. One of the most useful tools one learns in an Operations Research curriculum is Monte Carlo Simulation. Its utility lies in its simplicity: one can learn vital information about nearly any process, be it deterministic or stochastic, without wading through the grunt work of finding an analytical solution. It can be used for off-the-cuff estimates or as a proper scientific tool. All one needs to know is how to simulate a given process and its appropriate probability distributions and parameters if that process is stochastic. ...